It used to be you would only see crack on plumbers and whores? The other day I decided to have myself a soy latte at the local coffee house and enjoy my art books for a few. This means, in the Hollywood area of LA, the hipster crowd will divert my attention occasionally…..a young, attractive guy bent over to play with a dog outside on the sidewalk and literally had his back goods on display for way over the necessary limit and I am not just talking time. At what point does the girlfriend tell the boyfriend……not hip to hang out. Um….if you are THAT hip….you DON”T sit! (or squat)

It took me blowing my tire on the 10 freeway yesterday to finally remove the ‘junk from my trunk’. While waiting for road side assistance (I tried to change it myself…I know, nice attempt for the princess but the lugs were too tight ) I decided it was meant to be car day. Washed the car….but, I don’t understand paying $20 only to drive away, roll my windows down…run an errand, roll my windows up, to have water marks on the windows and all down the car. Damn! I have to do manual labor AND pay for it???? I JUST threw out any spare dirty rags I had in my trunk…what’s a girl to do?? Now here comes the debate…. soft, cotton, absorbent,  hhmmm my undies? DO I peel off  the ‘junk from my trunk’ and do the  wipe down before it’s too late? AND, can these EVER be salvaged again? What’s the protocol for keeping or ditching? I wonder how many of you think I did it…..AND if I have junk in my trunk!!!!

Put on your party pants……..no one likes a sad sack….lift em’ up high and proud! If the elastic is thread bare, it’s not sufficient support. Stuff the goods in a fresh pair, send out a message of love and others will return it. Let the party begin! (Interpret how you prefer but my intention is…underwear and nads as a deep metaphor, Why not?…it’s my frickin’ blog. (said with love)

-Sam

Here at Bad Booty Wear, we strive to bring you not only an incredibly useful and stylish set of products but also a good time as well! Not the kind of good time you may find on Vine street after 2 am but some great stuff that you can still shake your booty at!

Today I am proud to announce the start of our “Become The Ass of the Company Contest” where you will have a chance to become “The Ass” of our company and win some cash in the process! Everything you need (including the rules which YOU MUST FOLLOW TO WIN) is posted below! Feel free to tweet, share, post, email and spam this to everybody you know! Check out our example audition tape at the top of this post!

Here is what the contest is all about:

Be Our Bad Booty Now!

Amateur photography/video contest on badbootywear.com seeks pictures/videos of men/women over the age of 18 for entry into the first Become the Ass of the company Contest.

One winner will be featured as the ad campaign for 2010. Contestants will post their photos to assofthecompany@gmail.com and videos to The Ass of The Company by January 15th. All submitted videos and photos will be judged based on humor, creativity, theme, props. Those using Bad Booty Briefs will score higher points and currently these are being sold online for $10.99 plus shipping & handling.

The top 10 semi-finalists will be posted online at badbootywear.com and opened up to internet voting starting January 20th and closing January 31st. The winner of Become the Ass of the Company will be announced and posted on badbootywear.com February 14th, 2010.

• The prize awards for 1st place is $100, “2010 Ass of the Company” title, cover model shot for 2010 ad campaign, Friggin’ Braggin Rights Man!, framed shot of 2010 ad campaign, guest spot on Bad Booty Blog and a weeks supply of monogrammed Bad Booty Briefs!
• 2nd place $50, some braggin’ rights, a guest spot on Bad Booty Blog and a weeks supply of monogrammed Bad Booty Briefs!
• 3rd place $25, minor braggin’ rights , a guest spot on Bad Booty Blog and a weeks supply of monogrammed Bad Booty Briefs!

For the official rules and all other information, please continue reading below.

Official Rules: BAD BOOTY WEAR

2010 “Become The Ass of  the Company “ Contest

Amateurs and professionals are welcome to enter! No modeling experience is needed. Entry is 100% free. Both men and women can apply.

The 2010 “Become The Ass of the Company “ Contest  will be open for contestant’s entry on  November 3rd, 2009 and close on January  15th,  2010.

You could win $100, your photo/video still as the ad campaign for 2010, a monogrammed supply of underwear, bragging rights, plus more!

There is no such thing as a former Ass of the Company, “Once an Ass of the Company, always an Ass of the Company”. So Become The FIRST Ass of the Company and go down in history as The Ass of all Asses. The Ass of Bad Booty Wear. YOU WILL NEVER EXPIRE!

Who Can Enter:
This contest is open to both male and female residents in the continental US(ONLY) and to those 18 years of age or older who have access to the internet.  This contest is subject to all federal, state, and local laws. This contest is void  where prohibited, taxed or restricted by law. Participants agree that Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc, its subsidiaries, and its employees shall not be liable for any unauthorized use of the displayed pictures.

The finalists pictures/videos may be used in other Bad Booty Wear promotions/publications and all will be available for viewing on line http://www.badbootywear.com. We look forward to all entries, so tell your friends and begin filming and/or taking pictures now!

Upload your videos to our youtube group @ http://www.youtube.com/group/Assofthecomapny

Send your photo(s) to: assofthecompany@gmail.com

Remember, pictures/videos using Bad Booty Wear will score higher, so get your Bad Booty Briefs today at http://www.badbootywear.com

Judging:
All submitted videos and photos will be judged, based on the following criteria:
Film/Photographic Humor (0-25 points)
Film/Photographic Creativity (0-25 points)
Pose/Look/Theme (0-25 points)
Props (0-25 points)

The top 10 semi-finalists will be posted on line at http://www.badbootywear.com and opened up to internet voting on January 20th and close January 31st.

February 14th , good ole‘ Valentines Day, we will announce the top winner  and  “2010 The Ass of the Company“

All entries become the property of Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc and will not be returned. Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc reserves all rights to the content of the entry(s) and may use, publish, market, adapt, edit, or reproduce the information for any use.

Judging for the semi-finalists will be conducted once your e-mail is received by a panel of qualified judges compiled by Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc. Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc judging decisions are final on all matters relating to this contest.

Photo and Prize Selection:
All video and pictures must be of YOU. (NO NUDITY!!!) If you submit photos/videos that are not of you (or even someone you are authorized to submit for) they will be disqualified. All photos/videos must be the original work of the entrant.  All entrants must own the photographic or video copyrights to use/submit the image. It can be as ridiculous and humorous, as you want, but “PRIVATES” must be covered!!!
Please submit your picture as large and high quality as possible (If you submit a video, fantastic! Also create your favorite  still from the video if you can.) Electronic entries would be best submitted in JPG, GIF or PNG format. We will adjust and crop them as required to fit on the page.

If you don’t get posted, feel free to practice your video/photography skills, and submit as often as you like.  Sometimes one ridiculous idea trumps another…have fun with it.

All contestants e-mail and personal information other than the first name and city will remain 100
% private unless otherwise requested by the contestant. The information is kept between the contestant and Bad Booty Wear/Senack&Senack llc. Bad Booty Wear/Senack&Senack llc never sells to email lists or gives out any information about any of its readers.

Prizes:
Featured model winners will receive the following prizes:

1. Prize money and awards as follows:

(a) 1st place $100, “2010 Ass of the Company” title, cover model shot for 2010 ad campaign, Friggin’ Braggin Rights Man!, framed shot of 2010 ad campaign, guest spot on Bad Booty Blog and a weeks supply of monogrammed Bad Booty Briefs!

(b) 2nd place $50,  some braggin’ rights, a guest spot on Bad Booty Blog and a weeks supply of monogrammed Bad Booty Briefs!

( c ) 3rd place $25, minor braggin’ rights , a guest spot on  Bad Booty Blog and a weeks supply of  monogrammed Bad Booty Briefs!

Cash prizes to be paid upon announcement and publication of our “2010 Become The Ass of the Company” winners.

2. Some models may be offered the opportunity to make paid promotional appearances at various  events to promote Bad Booty Wear.

Submit Your Entry:
I hereby authorize Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc to:

Publish and distribute the video(s) and/or digital photograph(s) described below in any or all of it’s websites

I hereby confirm that:

(1) I am over the age of 18 and have the capacity  to enter into this contract;
(2) I own the copyrights to all the video(s) and/or photograph(s) listed below, and to my knowledge, the video and/or photograph(s) do not violate any existing copyright pursuant to the statute, common law, or equity;
(3) I have obtained written consent to publication from any person who is a focal point in one of the video(s) and/or photograph(s);
(4) I agree to indemnify  and hold harmless Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc, all of its subsidiaries, and employees,  harmless against any and all claims that the actions taken by Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc pursuant to the  “2010 Become The Ass of the Company Contest”  Copyright Release infringe the publicity, privacy, proprietary, or others rights of any third party.
(5) I understand that NO royalties will paid to me for publication of my video(s) and/or photograph(s). And I further understand that by giving Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc permission to publish  my video(s) and/or photograph(s), I in know way relinquish my rights to the video(s) and/or photograph(s) and that I retain full ownership  and the copyrights to the  video(s) and/or  photograph(s) except as outlined  in the official rules above.

Enough with the rules! Time to enter the contest!
I have read this Photograph/Video Copyright Release and am fully familiar with and understand all of its contents.
By entering the contest and sending this Email, I confirm that I understand and meet all the contractual provisions, conditions and requirements.
Send your video(s)/photograph(s) to assofthecompany@gmail.com. Add “Ass of  the Company” to the subject line. You must copy and paste all of the following into the new E-mail for entry.
The Bad Booty Data Sheet
Name to be used for publication:
City/State:
Birthdate:
Height/WeightL: (be bold or lie)
Turn Ons:
Turn Offs:
*Why do you want to Become The Ass of the Company?: (Must answer to be eligible for contest)

The following are things that will not be published, but will be used for contacting you in regards to prizes and publication. If you are not chosen for publication, we will not be contacting you.
Real Name:
E-mail Address:
Mailing Address:
Telephone Number:
By submitting this form I hereby authorize Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc  to:
Publish and distribute the digital video(s) and/or photograph(s) described below in any or all of its websites, the 2010 Become The Ass of the Company Contest and any advertising or media related to the Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc  family of sites.

I hereby confirm that:
(1) I am over the age of 18 and have the capacity to enter into this contract;
(2) I own the copyrights to all the of the video(s) and/or photograph(s) listed below, and to my knowledge, the video(s) and/or photograph(s) do not violate any existing copyright pursuant to statute, common law, or equity;
(3) I have obtained written consent to publication from any person who is a focal point in one of the video(s) and/or  photograph(s);
(4) I agree to indemnify and hold harmless Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc all of its subsidiaries, and employees harmless against any and all claims that the actions taken by Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc pursuant to the ” 2010 Become The Ass of the Company Contest” Copyright Release infringe the publicity, privacy, proprietary, or other rights of any third party.
(5) I understand that NO royalties will be paid to me for publication of my photographs or links to my website. I further understand that by giving Bad Booty Wear and Senack&Senack llc permission to publish my video(s) and/or photograph(s), I in no way relinquish my rights to the video(s) and/or photograph(s) and that I retain full ownership and the copyrights to the video(s) and/or photograph(s) except as outlined in the official rules above.

(For security reasons, contestant’s names are not allowed on the images themselves.)
In your Email, answer ALL the questions above.
Attach your video(s) to: The Ass of The Company
Attach your picture(s) to assofthecompany@gmail.com
Send it in.
Good Luck to all our entries!

Procrastination. How ridiculous is it when you decide it’s easier to go out and buy new underwear rather than do laundry? Does that make me a princess or was it just a prompt for me to assess my collection and validate it was time for a different kind of freshness that Bounty couldn’t give me? One could say I prolonged the assessment of my collection for over the due limit; perhaps my procrastination provided proactive behavior? I therefor claim my new undergarments to be PP Pants, Proactive Procrastination Panties!!!

Should you always be prepared with your Sunday best under your dress? Does everyone have that one emergency pair that they look at in their drawer and go oh no, it’s down to THESE? Crap, I have a date, need to go…now what does one do…I know, everyone is saying, commando but some days we feel foot loose and fancy free to breath in the fresh air and other days we want to feel a bit swaddled right? 2nd dates call for protective armor man!!

I wonder, do men put the effort in to look good from head to toe, sexy in their Sunday best, dress to impress under the dress? Or is it that last shot of baby powder that says, yes, I am a ready man now??!! Do tell!

Welcome to the first post of Bad Booty, wear elastic and support….wait, WHERE elastic and support news is first and foremost. How much can I stretch my first blog entry, the answer is until I snap. Two snaps and oh no she didn’t….isn’t that what they say in West Hollywood? More like, Oh no, if my cool cousin living in Brooklyn reads this, my cool factor just got luke warm……..

I promise these will get better. So why tighty whities, so why not. Old school is hot if you know how to own it. I’m thinkin’, Burt’s thinkin, you’re so 2008. Wish I didn’t laser, kinda thinkin’ Bush is back and not D.C. style people! And snap.

Love,

Samantha